The Cruel Passage of Time

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At this rate, my next driver's license picture will look like this:

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September 22, 2007 - 17:31:15
HA HA HA HA HA HA You're always a hot dude.
somebody

September 23, 2007 - 17:25:51
What the fuck are you pissing and moaning about? You got Dad's good looks just like me and Fraser! You also told me that "you can make any woman fall in love with you." And no, I didn't think of it as hollow boasting! Nor should anybody else!

Jesus, Pete. I mean, seriously.
James Conrad

September 23, 2007 - 21:09:45
James, not every pissing and moaning is in earnest. And not every offhand comment is in earnest either. Context is important.
Peter S. Conrad

September 24, 2007 - 07:24:53
The ladies love formal wear at the DMV. So do the cops. I heard that if your driver's license photo includes a necktie, you can blow a 1.0 during a traffic stop and just drive away.
Earnest

September 24, 2007 - 07:40:27
Blow a 1.0? I don't swing that way!
Peter S. Conrad

September 28, 2007 - 15:22:55
How did you age that photo, by the way?
James Conrad

September 28, 2007 - 15:26:33
Well, I used the GIMP (which is a photo editing tool for Linux) to widen the face, raise the hairline, lower the neck fat, etc. and add more eyebags.
Peter S. Conrad